September 2009
21 posts
“The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body. Do you...”
– Dr. Cox
Darkness Solved
sitting alone, back against the wall…elbows on my knees, darkness all around…i think to myself…”why?” so I bought a strobe light…and my room is no longer dark all the time…just half the time…and i think to myself “nice!”
Whats in my OJ!?
so…my dining room table just turned into a surfboard for like….30 seconds….NO JOKE……trippy
Cardboard Box
Cardboard box…cardboard box…the perfect house, no need for locks, No need for doors, windows or garage, just enough protection from natures barrage, Water, hail, wind and snow…happen in all the places we wont go, Sunlight, sand, maybe a beach or two, cardboard box, just me and you, We travel light to get away, SHE will find us, no matter where we stay, I owe HER a house, I forgot...
“Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel’s life. His...”
– Tyler Durden
Burning...pain...
OMG 3- or 4 years since ive danced and FUCK….it hurts…..shins on fire…man, dont have the hops i used to….back to the gym i go cuz ill be damned if i cant fly like i used to…. OWIE =(
TGI...F?
Well its Friday technically LOL random night…hungout with Stephen Michaels…Reymar and Lil Ericka!? crazy got owned in pool…note to self, never pool on a thursday DEUCES
TGIT!
its that time of the week again! yay! time to drink, yummy in my tummy
Hilarious!!!
Got a text message…another person quit at Southland, thats 3 in 3 days and 2 on the way…losers
Hunting...
Gotta find a job now…oh why does my money HAVE TO be legit!? BTW killing sprees are always by the ppl you LEAST expect…so always hangout with ppl you know would kill you… Cheerio!
ZzZzZzZ.....
Ok, so this day was alright…I feel great about it…My Mom DIDNT kill me for quitting my shitty job, I came up on some free bottles, I beat ODST Campaign mode in one sitting AND told my replacement at my job my old boss was a PRICK…all in all a wonderful day right? DEUCES
Fluglehorn...
Thats the new safety word ;P dig it?
“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real...”
– Donald Trump
The Golden Bar Theory...
Every woman has a “Golden Bar” The “perfect” man right? Well, think of the bar as the high jump, pole vault, any type of bar you need to get over really. My theory is that its easier to get a girl who ISNT single. Yes, ISNT. Because no man is perfect, we werent made that way, its IMPOSSIBLE. So, befriend her, findout where brody is messing up. “He doesnt...
Morning Headlines...
Up at ten from my comfy ass bed, guess I slept in? Its been awhile since ive actually SLEPT. Guess that happens with a day off. Back to the grind, back to the life, back to worrying about bills. LOL life is great and im unemployed, dropping classes, and at this point have NO DRIVE. At least i get my hair back, right?
thinking out loud...
looks like its back to the old days, back to the old ways, down from the limelight back to the nightlife, off one graveshift back to the other, off the pedestal into the gutter, hated the fake life back to the real, what can i say? its called curb appeal…
“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a...”
– Al Capone
